We hope we can help you understand our mission.

What the hell is notadouche?
Think of it as a sort of antiFacebook. The idea is to discourage interaction with other people.

Why?
Because let's face it, chances are nobody cares.

I don't get it.
When you update your Facebook status, most people aren't interested. They don't want you poking them. They might like being tagged in a photo, but if it's a group photo, they don't want to see the comments that build up.

notadouche doesn't help your Facebook problem, but hopefully it's a bit of fresh air. It doesn't ask you for lots of information. We want to ask you questions that other sites won't ask, and make the output pretty. Then you can hand out the link and send other people to a nice harmless place that tells them things they might find interesting, with no chance of constant updates or anything else dizzying.

This doesn't solve as many problems as Facebook does.
It's not supposed to. Feel free to go on Facebooking. If it ever seems frustrating, though, you can head on over to your profile page here and relax a bit.

I can't find other users easily!
If you want to find somebody's page, they have to tell you where it is. That's the network here. We don't connect you: we just give you a page. Go find people on your own.

I'm a douche. Can I still join?
Go ahead. One of our cofounders is a douche. Just don't advertise it much.

Who?
Rory is pretty much certainly a douche. Adam is less of one.

Neat site! Can I donate to you guys?
We accept congratulatory haiku. Don't give us money. Go buy something for that person you've got a crush on. Or your mother. Somebody who really matters in your life.