Here are a few things you might like to know about me.

I have uninteresting hair.
I am embarrassed by everything.
I often misspell the word decision.
I don't wish I were a celebrity.
My least favorite friend is Woody.
I would like a Chuck Ragan hug.
My favorite company is Google.
I hate social conservatives most in the world.
I wish my brother's name was Ferdinand.
I really like broccoli.
My favorite cult is Jonestown.
My favorite ancient culture is Egypt.
I would pay 99 cents for a Klondike Bar.
I could chuck a fair amount o wood.
I don't know how to count in base 6.
I most certainly can touch this.
The Internet acronym that enrages me the most is rofl.
My favorite initials are PEE.
I would happily wear a monocle if one was offered to me.
The man on the grassy knoll shot first.
A dinosaur drinks zero cups of water per day.
When I have to be awake it makes me tired.
A shotglass of spit was the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

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