Here are a few things you might like to know about me.

I have long hair.
I am embarrassed by undue praise.
I often misspell the word the.
I sometimes wish I were a celebrity.
My least favorite friend is Bill Gates.
I would like a bear hug.
My favorite company is Google.
I hate Microsoft Windows most in the world.
I wish my brother's name was Sergei Brin.
I do like broccoli.
My favorite cult is PirateBay.
My favorite ancient culture is Egyptian.
I would work for a Klondike Bar.
I could chuck not wood.
I can count in base 6.
I want to touch this.
The Internet acronym that enrages me the most is AJAX.
My favorite initials are BG.
I've never told anybody that I am a Nerd.
I would wear a monocle if one was offered to me.
Lee Harvey Oswald shot first.
A dinosaur drinks 0 cups of water per day.
When I talk too much, it makes me tired.
Bell pepper was the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

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