Here are a few things you might like to know about me.

I have wonky hair.
I am embarrassed by life.
I often misspell the word "occassionally".
I do not wish I were a celebrity.
I would like a wobbly, beer-soaked hug.
I hate people like you most in the world.
I wish my brother's name was d'Artagnan.
I kinda like broccoli.
My favorite cult is Koreshan Unity.
My favorite ancient culture is the Firbolg.
I would not do anything for a Klondike Bar.
I could chuck a small amount of wood.
I cannot count in base 6.
I do not wish to touch this.
The Internet acronym that enrages me the most is AFAIK (you don't).
My favorite initials are RADAR.
I've never told anybody that I dye my wonky hair.
I don't think I'd wear a monocle if one was offered to me.
Aaron Burr shot first.
A dinosaur drinks 479,004,238 cups of water per day.
When I sleep, it makes me tired.
Old cold hamburgers was the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

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